NONEXISTENT RESEARCH FACILITY










AREA 51 ½









NONEXISTENT AREA





It is unlawful to enter areas that do not exist without permission of illusory installation comanders.









While on this imaginary installation all make-believe personnel and the pretend property under their control are subject to actual search and seisure.









PHOTOGRAPHY PROHIBITED





It is unlawful to make any photograph, film, map, sketch, picture, drawing, graphic representation of this fanciful area or seeming equipment at or flying over this fictitious installation.